Joe Thornton holds William Karlsson hostage, a breakdown

Oct 25, 2019 1.4M views 2:29

What Happened

Jomboy breaks down a line brawl from a Sharks-Golden Knights game in October 2019 at SAP Center in San Jose. The Sharks were getting blown out, but Barclay Goodrow potted a late goal to spoil the Vegas shutout, and the celebration sparked a scrum. While Goodrow and Cody Eakin (called Carlson in the video, referencing William Karlsson) tangled, veteran Joe Thornton skated in and grabbed Karlsson by the jersey, yanking his helmet off. Rather than throwing real punches, Thornton mostly held him as a 'hostage' and rubbed his face, treating the whole thing like comedy theater.

Why This Matters

Line brawls after a meaningless late goal are old-school hockey, and the unwritten rule here is simple: you celebrate too hard in a blowout and the other team makes you answer for it. What makes this one fun is Thornton, then 40 years old and one of the most respected veterans in the league, choosing restraint over violence. He's strong enough to actually hurt Karlsson but instead just neutralizes him, smiling the whole time. That self-control from a future Hall of Famer is the joke and the lesson. Stuff like this rarely shows up on a scoresheet, so a frame-by-frame read is the only way to catch Thornton ripping off two separate helmets and barely throwing a punch. It's the kind of low-stakes chaos that makes garbage-time hockey worth watching.

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Key Moments

Who / What Is Involved

Players: Joe Thornton, William Karlsson. Teams: Golden Knights.

Joe Thornton William Karlsson

Kind of a fun little scrap at the Shark Tank. They're losing big to the

Knights, but they do net this one to ruin the shutout. Take that. Kind of

a nice goal. He dives for it, puts himself at risk. Goodrow gets the rebound,

nets it. And then Sorensen says, get out of my way, dude. I'm trying to

celebrate. And he's like, well, I wasn't in your way. And then they get in

a big fight. And it's like, oh, man, we really got to do this. Got

to give the fans something, though. They got blown out. You got Carlson and Goodrow

over here. And you see Anglin see this. And he's like, well, I can't let

Goodrow beat up Carlson. Carlson's real good. And I like him. He's got nice hair.

So he skates over. And then Jumbo sees that. He skates over. And then what's

going to happen is Anglin gets Goodrow. So Jumbo's like, OK,

fine. Then I'll get Carlson. This is a no helmet party. So I'm going to

need to take your helmet off, Carlson. So he rips the helmet off, lets that

hair flow. Kind of a win for Carlson, if we're really thinking about it. And

he looks over at Anglin and says, hey, I got your boy. It's a clear

hostage situation. Joe's not trying to hurt Carlson. He's just trying to like, I will

hurt you. I'll rub your face a little bit. But if anything bad goes down,

you're my hostage. And that's that. Meanwhile, they're punching each other over there. Goodrow's like,

all right, I'm over it. Dude, I'm over it. Let's move on. I'm over it.

Joe's like, I got your boy. His hair looks nice. But I'm going to beat

him up if you do anything wrong. They're like, OK, fine. It's over. But then

Goodrow and them, they trade some more clothes. He's like, stop pulling at me. A

little punch to the face in the background there. They go back and forth. Jumbo's

like, well, I thought it was over. Now I got to go wipe his face

a little bit more. Whitewash. He's just fucking messing with him. It's kind of funny.

It's kind of. I like it. I think it's entertainment. And then a little punch

there from England. And they're back at it. He falls down. England picks him right

back up from the jersey. Get the fuck back up here. So it's cool. Now

Joe's got two people on him. And like this dude comes to the party wearing

a helmet over here. And Jumbo's like, you can't. It's a no helmet party. Get

the fucking helmet off. Learn the rules of the Shark Tank. Carlson goes over to

Sorensen. Says, we're two Swedes. We've got nice hair. But mine's better. You kind of

look like Macaulay Culkin. And that's kind of bad. I think maybe you cut it

a little bit shorter. Put a little more body to it. might look better. Sorensen

says, thank you. Joe Thornton says, guys, it's a fucking helmet off party. I had

to take two helmets off myself. Flory says, I found this stick. Do you guys

want it? Like, yeah, of course we want it. And then that's kind of it,

you know. And then Reeves is laughing because he didn't get to be involved. And

then he's like, oh, shit, I didn't get to be involved.