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Commit to me. Commit to me. I'm going

psych. I'm passing open net. No goalie.

Makes the save, stands up, boots it all

the way across the arena into the net.

And that is how Argentina won. And that

is how Japan lost. Unbelievable finish

in the Kings Cup. This was being played

in Brazil. This is something you missed

that you never planned on watching. Take

another look. Made the save. Gets up

boots. And I got to be honest, we've got

a doozy of an episode for you guys

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To the bobsled World Cup we go where

team USA is looking to do some damage in

the fourman bobsled.

USA

USA

said the crowd. They're going crazy.

Okay, we got Chris Horn. That's the

driver. That's the guy in front.

Everyone knows he's the most important.

He's in the bathtub at night while the

other guys are partying. We've all seen

it. Oh no, the second Oh my goodness

gracious. They're all out. The other

three riders do not get in the sled. Our

guy Chris Horn is going down solo. The

weight distribution is all wrong. It's

kind of like when you go to a water park

and you would you would miss the tube on

purpose. One time I did that, me and my

sister went up top and I wanted to go

down no tube, but what happened? I

jumped off the back top of the tube,

flipped because the way she busted her

face, came down. My mom was at the

bottom. She came down just crying her

eyes out. I came down laughing. She was

like, "Oh my god." Anyway, he's doing

great. Turns out he doesn't need him. I

mean, it's bumpy and rickety and they

got disqualified, but why not give it to

her? Only problem is, did you see that?

He turned to look right here and he's

like, "Oh, no one's in this thing with

me." The breakman Sanka, he's in the

back. He has to get up and he shifts to

the back seat of the bobsled to pull the

brakes. He's a one-man band. He was in

the twoman race earlier and his breakman

got injured in an accident and he that

that guy was also in the fourman but had

to get replaced by, you guessed it, the

second guy who botched it all. This guy

I mean he hits the netting and just gets

spun, dude. Like I hope he's okay.

If that was a real wall, that would

stink. Luckily, it was like a net. I

don't know. Still looks bad. And did the

guy in the very end just bail? Was he

like, "I don't want to do this." Looks

like they're having much more fun. Get

me out of here. Anyway, that sled gone.

Junk it. Next, let's head to the

Venezuelan Professional Baseball League.

Luis Anel Akunia, Mets infielder,

brother of Akunia. He had himself a day.

First pitch of this atbat hits a bomb

into the empty seats in left. Turns a 34

deficit into a 6-4 lead. That ball was

inside. He opened the hips up, went and

got it. His next at bat, or I don't know

if this next at bat, can't be, but later

in the game, first pitch again from a

lefty. big deficits 15 to7 now. Now it's

16 to7. So they're just running away

with it. But he's got two homers on the

day. This one was a bit of a hanger over

the plate. Hits it with the end of the

bat. Knew it right away into the night.

Sky. Okay. And now here he comes in the

seventh inning. There's two outs. He's

hit two home runs. Both of them on the

first pitch of the at bat. Is he going

to get another juicy one? Or do they

know maybe make him chase? Let's not

just give him a pitch in the zone. The

kid's hot. There you go. Fast ball up

top and then fast ball up and away. Gets

the strike. He says, "It's all right. I

wasn't going to hit that anyway. I'm

trying to pull the ball." And that was

high and away. So, why don't you just

throw some lazy off speed and let me

yank it into them empty seats again?

That's three homers on the day. Nobody

in this league has ever hit four home

runs in a single game. Can it happen?

Well, this is the ninth inning. The

batter before him in a 10-run game, they

throw at him once. They throw at him

twice. And the batter lets him know

that's twice now. Twice you threw at me.

I didn't appreciate it either time. And

then bench is clear. It's a lot to do

about nothing. They eject that pitcher.

That batter goes to first base because

like he says twice. Twice now. Uh once

and then twice. And now we're counting

and the manager saying let's all get out

of here. Come on. Let's get out of here.

Which brings up our next batter and

brings in a position player and the

first pitch of the at bat. Absolute

ephus ball. And he smashes it. I don't

care if we're up 10. I want to be the

first player in Venezuelan professional

baseball to hit four homers in a single

game. And that I have. Out of my

brother's shadow, I bloom.

I don't know if he thought all of that,

but it was cool. And it he hit four home

runs. And there three of them came on

the first pitch. So that's nice. Look at

that.

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The crown is Jake. And now for the real

deal, the highlight of the show, the

Ohio Botchi League Championship between

the Wickliffe Barbarians and Youngstown

Flash. Youngsttown Flash. They were six

seed out of six teams going into the

playoffs. They find themselves in the

championship. And look at this. flashing

their feet down the carpet, watching

that ball gently roll. And he says, "All

right, we've got that one. Let's see if

they can counter. See if they can do a

little banger." And the barbarians say,

"We're barbarians, baby. That's all we

do. Bangerang your ass." Knocks him out.

Now, this old guy in the hat, he wants a

high five. He's gonna go down the the

line and that means he's going low, but

the guy up top thinks it's coming to him

and he gets he falls for it. He almost

hits him in the head. He he just it was

they weren't on the same page with the

high fives. But what they do know is

they're barbarians and we will bully you

off this carpet. Look at the replay.

Look at that. Look at Bam. And now who's

up? Us. Old man Flash says two can play

that game. Young and he knocks his ball

away. He gets high. Hey, they're banging

on the dang glass. The opponent is

high-fiving him. Nice roll. This guy,

I'm all fingertips. I'm on the

barbarians, but I'm kind of the gentle

soul of the bunch. I'm just going to get

inside you. I'm going to get inside the

ball. I'm going to get inside your head.

Boom. Look at that. But one sleeve

rolled up, the backhand, the bounce, the

stare, the form. The barbarian closer

knocks him away and gives them the

victory. Unbelievable.

How about that? That's botchi. That's

what it does. The Wickliff Barbarians

become the first ever Ohio Botchi League

champions. And we witnessed it and we

enjoyed it and we were impressed. Here's

a hockey goal you will remember forever.

kind of like everyone remembers the

first Michigan that was done and that's

seared in your brain, the grainy

footage, you remember it. Well, this

goal, this play by Abby Murphy on

Minnesota, you're going to remember as

soon as you see the slow-mo replay cuz

you saw it right there and you're like,

I think I saw something cool. What

happened? What was it? Just wait. This

is the goalie is like, I don't care.

Whatever. You're going to remember this.

And sometimes this makes you think they

credit who got the goal wrong. Oh my

god. Okay. flips it up. Defender pulls

her hand up, pulls her eyes up, bats it

underneath between the defender's leg,

backhands it to a teammate who nets it.

And like 97 gets credit for the goal.

Bella Finale, I think, is her name. But

I mean, this is Abby Murphy's goal. We

got to rework how we give credit for

goals. I think we don't have to. But

who's the playmaker here? I mean, look

at this play. I If you watch this,

you're going to remember. You're going

be like, "Oh, yeah. Yeah, cool play. I

saw it. Let's call it the Abby Murphy.

Is it called something? Hockey

community, please don't tell me this is

already called something. Let's call it

the Murphy. Call it the Murphy. Call it

the Abby Murphy.

That was everything you missed that you

never planned on watching. Thank you

very much for tuning in. Appreciate you

guys as always. I got to say this was a

banger of an episode. This was a good

episode. This is an episode you share

with your friends and your aunts and

your uncles and that cousin who you

don't talk to but you know they like

sports.

Goodbye.