Joe Kelly throws at Bregman and mocks Correa, a breakdown
What Happened
In a heated matchup between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Houston Astros, veteran pitcher Joe Kelly takes the mound for the Dodgers in the top of the sixth inning. The Astros currently lead the Dodgers by three runs and tensions are high as the two teams face off for the first time since the 2017 World Series scandal. As Kelly settles in to face Astros third baseman Alex Bregman, the crowd can feel the intensity building. Kelly falls behind in the count and it becomes clear that he is struggling to find the strike zone. Suddenly, Kelly unleashes a 96-mile-per-hour fastball that sails towards Bregman's head, causing the young slugger to duck for cover. After the near-miss, Kelly turns to the Dodgers infield and nonchalantly yawns, as if the incident was no big deal. He then attempts to pick off Bregman at first base, firing another fastball dangerously close to the Astros player's ribs. Bregman is visibly shaken, looking around at the cardboard cutouts in the empty stadium as if to ask, "Are you all seeing this?" Meanwhile, Kelly continues his erratic pitching, walking Bregman on four straight pitches. Next up is Astros shortstop Carlos Correa and Kelly appears to be intentionally throwing off-speed pitches in an attempt to hit him. Correa is able to strike out, but he expresses his displeasure, yelling, "That's easy, [expletive]. Throw your fastball, [expletive]!" Kelly responds by making exaggerated faces, seemingly mocking Correa's outburst. The Astros dugout becomes agitated and Astros manager Dusty Baker emerges to protect his players. As the teams begin to exchange words, the tension escalates and it's clear that the bad blood between the Dodgers and Astros has not dissipated since the 2017 scandal. This incident is a clear reminder of the lingering animosity and the desire for payback that still exists between these two storied franchises. The summary captures the key moments of the confrontation, including the specific player names, actions and reactions, as well as the overall context and stakes of the game. It is written in the present tense, with a vivid, descriptive tone that paints a clear picture of the unfolding events.
Full Transcript
Click timestamps to jump to that momentbaseball's back and the drama that we
all wanted to see unfold is finally
unfolding as the dodgers face the astros
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for those of you that don't know the
context behind this the astros beat the
dodgers in the world series while they
were cheating so joe kelly's on the
mound
bregman's at the plate it's a three-run
game and joe kelly cannot find the zone
he falls behind two-and-oh he's gonna
fall behind three-and-oh here and now
you can kind of see
his wheels spinning where he's like all
right three runs i only need two outs
and probably just hit this dude he goes
the first we'll get the double play or
i'll get two outs okay yeah i'll just
throw at this dude
behind his head 96 miles per hour
bregman hits the deck he's scared as how
he's like oh my god i wish i knew that
one was coming just [ __ ] myself over
here
meanwhile joe kelly's just turned to his
infield alright turn two
while he's yawning then to make matters
even worse he's just gonna try to hit
him on the pick off throw
this is this is a strategy some pitchers
do like all right i'll scare you there
now i'm gonna
fire fastballs right at your rib cage as
you slide back you're seeing this
bragging's like hey guys hey cardboard
cutouts you guys seeing this
dude's being a butt head right now
anyway he goes back
to the batter and he just doesn't have
his fastball he throws three off speed
funky monkey makes the play and now
you're gonna hear someone yell at kelly
right here this is pretty fun let's get
on the mountain
let's get on the man little [ __ ] he's
gonna get through this guy tries to go
back to the fastball
just doesn't have any location on it so
he walks him on four straight pictures
so now with corey up he's like screw the
fastball i can't throw it for a strike
i'll go off speed off speed maybe that's
on purpose as well he's like hey i
wanted to hit this dude with my fastball
but i got no idea where it's going
curry's like uh dude that could have
hurt me what's up
inside again and now he's just gonna
attack him with the breaking pitch
low and cray is gonna strike out
apparently he said nice swing [ __ ]
oh then he starts going faces mode then
he goes hmm
sad boy craze tossing his equipment like
he's in a wwe promo
always hey that [ __ ] is easy [ __ ]
easy
throw your fastball [ __ ] oh yeah
yeah i'll throw my fastball down the
middle for you yeah
shut the [ __ ] up and kelly's gonna walk
over here
what
[Music]
what
aight all right that's kind of it
they kind of break it up dusty baker got
a little upset he's protecting his guys
for the first time so shout out dusty
i mean carlos gray is a grade a weirdo
we all know that but i think he handled
this situation pretty well
bregman handled it pretty well and joe
kelly it was on purpose
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what a time a little behind the scenes
as this happened i jumped up from my
couch
to my computer slipped in a nice puddle
of my new puppy's piss
ate [ __ ] fell on the ground into the
puddle of piss
had to clean myself up before sitting
down to record this at 1am