The Best of the 2020 Baseball Breakdowns

touches home plate

good call blue i think it was good you

got manager shilt going with the

invisible man look and long stop

short little willy mays hay style just

looking at him like oh [ __ ]

clean it up very intense

very scary very angry oh a little gross

octopus on him

well dumb octopus

bouncing around he sees this he sees

them chasing him throws the helmet up in

the air

goes for a little bird flight around the

outfield just looks majestic and

beautiful kiermaier sees him says i want

to go for a little flight as well

he throws his hands up quickly crash

lands

kiramire is going to fall he doesn't

have it in him to fly around the

outfield phillips though

just beautiful then he waves the

envelope get out of here

as he walks away and the um says you get

out of here

i'm gonna throw it back i'm gonna throw

it back no i'm gonna throw my glove oh

[ __ ] i'm almost gonna hit the fielder

randy throws the glove right back to him

and then he celebrates that so now this

dude caught a ball

and a glove from the field to play bam

geo sitting fastball absolutely

rocks it was a good pitch too it was on

the corner but he's sitting it

rocks it the bad flip the pimp job

whoo points out his teammates gets fired

up

george shella karen check eats his glove

enjoys the taste

and he's got him one and one that's my

favorite pitch he threw

all outing that is a nasty slider from

romo there

yeah this is melanson he was just

chilling out there throwing his warm ups

and the home run ball comes right to him

he catches it but what the hell is on

their tv

what what is the bullpen watching leave

springer falling

in love with the wall just standing

there with goo on his pants

it's just professional catcher he pumps

fakes drops it himself

little bouncy ball gets it back up now

he's got to throw it to second they got

him dead to rights and bam

headshot right there did calhoun poke

his head out

you betcha he slows his feet he sizes it

up and kabam

right to the head gets his happy gill

[ __ ]

oh god that hurt a little bit i'm all

right bam

86 the same pitch that was on the first

pitch of the at-bat and he

just absolutely crushes it that's a game

ender

two run game becomes a bigger run game

not a math podcast and look at these

reactions look at that

look at the faces there i like it and

then he comes up

in the next inning and boom smashes

the walk off home run come on

big ol smile from ben gamel and that's

the kind of energy that you need

to take yourself into the next pitch and

you can just flip it over the wall

for a nice home run oh wait oh oh no

looking good doesn't know what's about

to happen on this 1-0 pitch bam hotshot

105 miles per hour right to the dick

slash

nuts he made the play and that's awesome

but now he's on the ground

writhing in pain bam forearm shiver and

then a big forearm shiver

let's see that one again because he

popped his shoulder out there in his way

little clap a little clap little clap

little clap little ah wow

i don't know what that is and kelly's

gonna walk over here what

what bro oh first he's gonna make some

faces oh oh

oh into the jump shot and he mean he did

it all

i mean he did it all as he rounded the

bases so hate him love him

whatever he knows it he doesn't care and

he's going to do him

what the hell was this guy doing you

know what i mean

and now muncie's been thrown out of the

game and he too will get his money's

worth

i feel like we should we should talk you

and i should both talk so we can cover

this

up boo don't talk don't cover it up let

us hear what's happening it's one of the

greatest parts of the season come on now

and we got some hot mike's galore here

we all know you don't want to be here

anyway and boone just shooting daggers

ninja style

oh eyes on you angel oh eyes on you

[ __ ]

you guys

[Music]

and as you mentioned you hear some

things this year that enough

wow come here

you [ __ ] missed it

then he then he gets ejected and he says

no you get out of here [ __ ] you

ah [ __ ] happens every [ __ ] time

she'll swing the bat damn damn

yes yes

that's all i said he said i'm not gonna

talk to you

that's that's no that's really bad

i did not i didn't say anything i didn't

cuss at him

i didn't say a bad word to him just

talk to me that's all i wanted him to

talk to me

like let's [ __ ] go

kepler's all confused he's like

let's go let's go

gotta be [ __ ] me he says no i was

trying the whole time i was trying the

whole time i promise he says

[ __ ]

try your hardest is a great life lesson

for anyone listening

[ __ ] you [ __ ] you i'll [ __ ] you

i'll be waiting for you yeah whoo

let's go

[ __ ] yeah no what are you doing

no no come on

that's [ __ ] down that's down and the

um says hey

you say another word and i will eject

you from this game

and i mean it and roman quinn says come

on

and then he turns around against his

[ __ ] down and then the um says i

meant it

i'm number i'm ump 115 and i mean what i

say

[ __ ] out of here [ __ ] go back to your

[ __ ] dugout

get the [ __ ] out of here go

go go

soft but i don't think it's soft

maybe it's like i got you [ __ ]

gotcha safe

[ __ ] safe [ __ ]

i mean i shouldn't be laughing but i

mean i've never seen that before

and then josh getting his money's worth

as he crossed home plate

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

boom boom up there he looks at them he

says

that's how bad you are i warned you

three times

you we asked you to stop and you didn't

what else do you want me to do

come on why don't you come fight me he

says get the hell out of here i don't

even know who you are he says yeah come

fight me and then he kind of takes this

first step right here

takes the first step hikes up his pants

a little bit oh yeah

hike them pants up and then he gets in a

you know a nice wide base

fighting position bring it on ramon i'm

right here i'm the hitting coach

ramon charges in let's [ __ ] go

let's [ __ ] go and then look at this

wall they built

great wall by the houston players to

protect their hitting coach just

a great wall loriano tries to go around

him garneau

wraps him up one of the better wrap-ups

you'll see just

immediate now he's just going to start

poking a lot of poking steps closer

there

points behind him says you missed that

then he's going to get real aggressive

with the hands right here he's going to

go

push double point and you slam that

point home

and then he's out he celebrates he

throws the finger up

starting to throw the number one up

before his feet even touch the ground

because i think he had it the whole way

then you got

jacoby jones off of van meter to farmer

and glacier

covers what the hell just happened

right off the knee little leg shake and

then the second baseman covers pitcher

sprints over makes a really athletic

play

to grab that ball and it looks like his

foot fell off you all think it no

foot stayed on out event security comes

out and says yeah there's a drone in the

sky says yeah i see it in the sky up

there says yeah

so here's the deal i'm event security

i've never once been prepped

on what to do if a drone yeah up there

if the drone is in the sky

so if you're looking to get answers out

of me

just know i'm about to make some stuff

up look at this pitch

if that is high to you you're high

and bellinger's just sitting on the

dugout like reflecting on it like yeah

that's pretty cool

it does [ __ ] i mean oh my god i can't

believe i [ __ ] did that