Buzkashi, the sport that uses dead goats as the ball, a breakdown
What Happened
In a thrilling display of Central Asian horseriding and agility, the ancient sport of Buzkashi is unfolding before our eyes. Buzkashi, which uses a headless goat carcass as the "ball," pits teams of riders against each other as they compete to drag the weighty 99-pound goat and deposit it into a designated scoring hole. The game begins with a flurry of activity, as the players on horseback jockey for position, each vying to gain control of the goat carcass. One rider in a red uniform makes a bold move, scooping up the goat and powering toward the scoring hole. His opponent, however, is quick to react, colliding with the red rider and sending both horse and rider tumbling to the ground in a cloud of dust. Undeterred, the players continue their relentless pursuit of the prize. A blue-uniformed rider seizes the opportunity, deftly maneuvering his horse and scooping up the goat. He races towards the hole, but as he approaches, he hesitates, ultimately deciding against making the scoring attempt, opting instead to preserve his position. The intensity builds as the game progresses. Player number 5, in a determined push, blocks an opponent, allowing his teammate, player number 6, to swoop in and claim the goat, successfully depositing it into the scoring hole. The crowd erupts in cheers, celebrating the hard-earned point. Throughout the action, the players display a remarkable level of horsemanship, skillfully guiding their mounts and navigating the chaotic field of play. One rider in a red uniform pulls off an impressive move, evading his pursuer and securing the goat carcass. As he approaches the scoring hole, he fist-pumps in triumph, reveling in his accomplishment. The game's origins can be traced back to ancient tribal rivalries, when the theft of goats from neighboring communities evolved into a competitive sport. "It originated because tribes would go steal other tribes' goats and then ride away," explains the narrator, "and then they would get chased, like, 'Give us our goat back,' and they're like, 'You know, that's pretty fun, all this goat stealing we do. Let's turn it into a game.'" As the match reaches its climax, the players continue their relentless pursuit of the goat, sometimes resorting to more aggressive tactics, even trampling the carcass in their quest for victory. Despite the seemingly rough nature of the sport, the universal language of the fist-pump transcends cultural boundaries, uniting the players in their shared passion for this unique and captivating game.
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Kashi Central Asian game very popular
you play with a dead goat carcass they
say what can weigh up to 99 pounds if
you're wondering if that was a drone
flying in the air it was if you're
wondering if there have drones flying
but they're still using dead goats as
the ball they are they very much are you
go on horseback you take the goat and
you try to put it in this giant hole
this is a very formal game there's
informal games where there's no
boundaries oh let's just going to need
to get that one in the hole oh my god
I'm dead I just died and we didn't score
what a bummer here we go nice and easy
red person puts it in the hole opponent
falls in the hole with the goat carcass
that's a shitty way to lose number 5 is
gonna come up here and get a good block
let number 6 take the goat put it in the
hole score goal they're excited what a
sport huh what a wild sport they said it
originated it because tribes would go
steal other tribes goats and then ride
away and then they would get chased like
give us our goat back and they're like
you know that's pretty fun all this goat
stealing we do let's turn it into a game
this dude's got an open lane he's got to
turn this guy whoo whoo nice little move
turns that guy around gets the goat
right in that giant hole goes for a fun
ride himself fist pump I love how
universal the fist pump is okay let's
pick up this goat oh [ __ ] now we're just
trampling a go it seems kind of [ __ ]
up but here we go
oh did I mention the goats headless they
cut the goats head and feet off not sure
how that makes the gameplay any
different but they do it BAM one point
for that team all right this guy on the
Left here he's got nice and easy nice
and easy just put this in now wait I
think I'll just die instead instead of
scoring goat in horse backs out not
interested all right number four and
blue nice easy target bummer dude
terrible goat flaw oh my god this guy's
getting his red Pollard on getting
dragged around that's pretty scary oh I
see you're interested in picking that up
you interested in dying boom crushed
next up nice and easy in the hole booze
Kashi
what a sport