Most Annoying Hitter of all time, a breakdown

During a recent game at the Koshien high school baseball tournament in Japan, one player delivered an at-bat that stood out for its chaos and comedy. The batter kept switching sides of the plate mid-count, squatting low to shrink his strike zone, and constantly shifting his stance. From the left side, he only squared around to bunt, making it pretty clear he had no intention of swinging. From the right, he looked slightly more traditional, though his footwork was anything but. At one point, he charged the box, bounced back, and resumed squatting—all while the pitcher looked increasingly frustrated.

The crowd and his teammates loved it. His coach smiled, and the dugout clapped and laughed. But the opposing pitcher lost patience and plunked him, possibly out of annoyance. The batter calmly jogged to first, tipping his helmet in the traditional Koshien show of respect. The first baseman didn’t seem impressed. The whole thing looked like part performance, part strategy, all entertainment. There’s no word on whether he bats like this regularly, but it gave the moment a memorable mix of tension and silliness. It was one of the most entertaining plate appearances of the tournament so far.